A sex offender who loves a co op pizza, has a sexy mum, a cab driving dad and a Cwaig. Got rejected on Christmas Day by a rats ginger a loves a warm touch of the thigh, he will touch you up if your not looking. He is a retarded scoundrel who will do anything to protect his beloved brandon

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Loves a co op pizza, a retarded scoundrel and has a sexy mum, touches up anyone and anywhere, not afraid to shoot his shot apart from at Christmas Day when he got rejected. Goes with a ginger dart board and loves a game of footy with Tammy. Occasionally miss pronounces his r but he makes up for that with his dads can service. Famous for his brother Cwaig