A sex offender who loves a co op pizza, has a sexy mum, a cab driving dad and a Cwaig. Got rejected on Christmas Day by a rats ginger a loves a warm touch of the thigh, he will touch you up if your not looking. He is a retarded scoundrel who will do anything to protect his beloved brandon

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Loves a co op pizza, a retarded scoundrel and has a sexy mum, touches up anyone and anywhere, not afraid to shoot his shot apart from at Christmas Day when he got rejected. Goes with a ginger dart board and loves a game of footy with Tammy. Occasionally miss pronounces his r but he makes up for that with his dads can service. Famous for his brother Cwaig