wow man she looks good enough to eat
yer man ill start with the dangly ham

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

a girl and a guy are about to havesex she strips off and has a huge labia the next day he tells his friends of that dangly ham

see beef curtains

dillin likes to chew some dangly ham