Placing ones dick between two females who are scissoring
I came home and my wife and her best friend were scissoring so I proceeded to give them the Alabama Crab Dangler
by NeighborsSwing February 27, 2019
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A Hangin Dangler occurs when an injury occurs to a long bone. A long bone is a bone that is longer than its width. When the long bone is fractured or shattered and an individual undergoes movement on that long bone and the outter extremity past the fracture hangs or dangles down thus making a hangin dangler.
I was walking to class and I saw this guy get mantulo-ed on his bike and he had a nasty hangin dangler!
by YoungKebbles September 15, 2010
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-Trashed to the point of mass destruction, where one's gait is severely altered by huge amounts of alcohal consumption

-Often results in a sway or stagger in one's walk. seriously sloppy steps.
"I was doing some serious fancy dangling last night after that tequila run!"

"Man, that girl was fucked! She put on her fancy dangler shoes to roll out of the bar last night"
by j-goods January 24, 2007
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A person who metaphorically waves something in front of someones face that could result in feelings of inferiority or envy.

A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.
My sister was showing off her freedom to go out and party while I studied. What a candy dangler. LMAO
by Delisandwiches March 02, 2021
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While making a cocktail (alcoholic beverage) for someone, you use your erect penis to stir the drink.
He was surprised he didn't get a blow job after giving her a Barry Dangler
by RosenJeanettea November 03, 2020
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