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In hockey the term dangling is used to describe, crazy, or insane move, someone wtih dangleitis then is someone who uncontrolably can dangle.
There is no known cure.
There is no known cure.
Person A: " Did you see the moves Crosby put on last night in the shoot out? "
Person B: " Yeah, that kid has a serious case of dangleitis."
Person B: " Yeah, that kid has a serious case of dangleitis."
by Nytoxic December 01, 2005
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A rare sickness of the hands, seen on an ice rink if seen at all. Symptoms include toe drags, triple dekes, sauce, the dirty pavel. Can be cured by using a wooden stick, using a brutal knob, or wearing a bauer cage.
Broadie #1: Did you see the move freaky Sully pulled last night on that Needham bender last night.
Broadie #2: Yeah looked like a pretty wicked case of dangleitis.
Broadie #1: That kid has immaculate flow.
Broadie #2: Yeah looked like a pretty wicked case of dangleitis.
Broadie #1: That kid has immaculate flow.
by Rocko Lumber January 23, 2008
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Dangelitis consumes the brain of a hockey player. Although the open shot may be there, Dangelitis makes the player go for that one extra move. Signs of Dangleitis are smooth mooves and unbelievable toe drags to slip through defenders and make them look silly, while keeping the puck on a string, effortlessly.
Paddy: Holy shit did you see Gagnon's moove on that defenceman?
Dillon: Ya man, he has a serious case of Dangleitis these days.
Dillon: Ya man, he has a serious case of Dangleitis these days.
by Connor Danglesaurusrex March 02, 2010