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Look out! A danger noodle!
Wtf r u talking about craig

*Gets bitten*
lol
*dies*
by tannerge November 16, 2015
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The slithery nope ropes that wiggle wiggle wiggle and squiggly bite bite while you squirmey watch out
The danger noodle wiggle wiggled up the shore to squiggly bite bite the squirmey watch out
by IwnshienzalLxnejsis April 25, 2017
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I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.
by DOodoldepihpwaoghpvqiuv April 12, 2018
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1. A Venomous Snake
2. Someone with a monster dong
Beware of that Danger Noodle.
I was with this boi last night and dang, all I can say is Danger Noodle. It threatened my life.
by Soup$ June 28, 2016
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