by Roy boi September 01, 2008
make sure you are prepared. and then when you feel ready start masturbating in your room. scream "mum".
then the fun bit...
you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.
then the fun bit...
you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.
got back from college the other day.
was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.
was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.
by nathan skerry November 29, 2007
by Mackerzzz March 27, 2015
To wank masterbate over dangerous situations. Getting erect over being in trouble or in a car crash. When in pain, example having a knife stuck into you and having a wank over that.
Also known as 'DW'ing or having a 'DW'
Also known as 'DW'ing or having a 'DW'
Paul was in Woolworths in the Pic and Mix department and had a Danger Wank over the fact he was being watched by a mother and her child.
Steve stole an item of clothing from a shop to get the security guard to run after him. While was running, about to get caught, he had a danger wank.
Steve stole an item of clothing from a shop to get the security guard to run after him. While was running, about to get caught, he had a danger wank.
by Hobbit JT November 18, 2007
Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.
Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?
David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020
The generic and conventional 'Danger Wank' where one must crack one off whilst calling mother to ones bedroom with the challenge of shooting load before she enters is so last century.
How about add some more 'Danger'
The 'Supreme Danger Wank' is where one calls mother to ones bedroom before self service has commenced. The aim of the game is wait until mother is in bedroom then proceed to wank one's self into oblivion and shooting man milk aimlessly before mother leaves the bedroom in disgust.
How about add some more 'Danger'
The 'Supreme Danger Wank' is where one calls mother to ones bedroom before self service has commenced. The aim of the game is wait until mother is in bedroom then proceed to wank one's self into oblivion and shooting man milk aimlessly before mother leaves the bedroom in disgust.
Can I sleep on your couch for a few days mate? My mum has had enough of my Supreme Danger Wanks, got jizz on her new cardigan this time!
by Filthy Disturbance April 23, 2017
A regular Danger Wank, with the added Danger of another person/enemy/vicar being IN THE SAME ROOM as you. Includes if the person is asleep, passed out or pre-occupied with the other gender.
N.B. This does NOT apply behind a closed door, eg. in a toilet cubicle. Too easy.
N.B. The other person CANNOT be your girlfriend/partner.
N.B. This does NOT apply behind a closed door, eg. in a toilet cubicle. Too easy.
N.B. The other person CANNOT be your girlfriend/partner.
by ed chrisleni January 03, 2009