Look out! A danger noodle!
Wtf r u talking about craig

*Gets bitten*
lol
*dies*

"Danger Noodle! You are the worst!"

The danger noodle wiggle wiggled up the shore to squiggly bite bite the squirmey watch out

Jerry: i got to boop the nose of a danger noodle today

"It looked like a danger noodle for a second, it was just a piece of wire"

I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.

Beware of that Danger Noodle.
I was with this boi last night and dang, all I can say is Danger Noodle. It threatened my life.