Getting sexual gratification from wearing tight trousers and shitting oneself.
Pete bought some new trousers for Daning at the weekend
by Crap in packets November 09, 2018
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The Danes are the greatest fucking people of the world. And much better than those wannabes to Norway and Sweden. We are the true vikings and don't speak funny. They do! They stole our language! Denmark came first and then we invented Lego. The best invention ever!!!
The Danes are wonderful people and much prettier than the people from Norway and Sweden. Those cocksuckers.
by AChrisp January 19, 2017
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daneli is a nice person that thinks about everyone she will stand on your side no matter what. she usually has long dark brown hair her eyes are brown and shiny and some boys would like to be her bf. she is the type of person that is weird in a cool and cute way. daneli is also the one who won't get jelous at anyone. when she has a bf she blushes a lot either when she gets kissed or when her friends tell her to kiss him. she also thinks her bf is cute and always wants to be with him but usually dosen't because she thinks she will embarrass herself. overall daneli is one of the most important people in your life and one of the funninest to
GIRL ONE: daneli god what is wrong with you

DANELI: everything is wrong with me
GIRL TWO:ok....
by him,her,unknown... October 11, 2018
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to bang 3 girls at once, not to be confused with the "double dane", a complicated talent that requires you to bang 4 chicks at once.
"Dude, I daned those chicks last night" - Tyler Pearson
by A pop fuckin tarts H August 25, 2008
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A Dane is a type of duck, commonly linked with the fear anatidaephobia.
Wow, I feel as though I'm being watched by a dane.
by Mr Mcquackles February 19, 2017
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Sweet and loving boy with the biggest heart. He is sooo hot and has the cutest crush.He isn’t afraid to stand up for what is right. He is gentle but isn’t afraid to stand up for what is right. He has huuugeee muscles. He is so smart and caring. He is the best person ever
by Dane518 January 05, 2019
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An absolute god at everything he does
Person 1: IS THAT DANE?
Person 2: IT IS I NEED IS AUTOGRAPH
by leafsfan32 February 03, 2020
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