"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

'Tom was drank piss last night, so I dandy slapped him and then shat on his shoes'

i got a dandy slap as slick was horny