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Little boy: Mommy, look at the dandy lions!
Mom: No Coleman, he's just...err...umm.. scratching his friends back. (Nervously pulls son over to look at the monkeys instead)
Mom: No Coleman, he's just...err...umm.. scratching his friends back. (Nervously pulls son over to look at the monkeys instead)
by bigbadmama January 25, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A.) a male slut with no nerve.
B.) a male slut who sleeps with and then leaves females high and dry with no care for the woman as a person.
C.) an unstable male who walks the streets believing planet earth is a giant, free or one-drink-minimum, red light district.
Root words:
1.) Dandelion - nuisance weeds that deplete good soil by spreads their seed wherever their wind blows.
2.) Cowardly Lion - a Wizard of OZ character who proclaimed he was a dandy-lion because he lacked the nerve of a lion and was instead a mouse. "I'm afraid there's no denyin' / I'm just a dandy-lion / A fate I don't deserve / I'm sure I could show my prowess / Be a lion, not a mouse / If I only had the nerve."
B.) a male slut who sleeps with and then leaves females high and dry with no care for the woman as a person.
C.) an unstable male who walks the streets believing planet earth is a giant, free or one-drink-minimum, red light district.
Root words:
1.) Dandelion - nuisance weeds that deplete good soil by spreads their seed wherever their wind blows.
2.) Cowardly Lion - a Wizard of OZ character who proclaimed he was a dandy-lion because he lacked the nerve of a lion and was instead a mouse. "I'm afraid there's no denyin' / I'm just a dandy-lion / A fate I don't deserve / I'm sure I could show my prowess / Be a lion, not a mouse / If I only had the nerve."
1.) Random men who have delusions of grandeur believing they too will receive fame, fortune and/or popularity for sleeping with as many women as the superstar, sex symbol and philanthropist, George Clooney.
2.) Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino, a vain Guido reality star who is known for plighting women's only true value as being sex objects. He is perceived by Non Dandy-Lion's as mentally and sexually unstable as well as emotionally abusive to the female gender.
2.) Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino, a vain Guido reality star who is known for plighting women's only true value as being sex objects. He is perceived by Non Dandy-Lion's as mentally and sexually unstable as well as emotionally abusive to the female gender.
by Zeke Lahr September 27, 2011
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The act of ejaculating in a condom, removing said condom, puncturing a hole at the tip, then slapping a sexual partner(s) in the face with the condom.
by J. Mateos June 14, 2008