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the act of sticking an electric toothbrush as far as you can up somebodies ass then brushing your teeth with it.
by rmkm June 16, 2008
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Is used to describe a kind of girl that always smiles, even when there is no reason to. This is the happiest kind of girl that will brighten up any ones life that she comes into. Also known for having dimples, a beautiful laugh, and being 5 ft nothing.
by I tdosnt get any truer February 02, 2010
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Short for 'Do Anal!' Response to someone that asks you to do something you don’t really want to, or a common sign-off when text messaging.
Person 1: Dude, I could really use a hand getting kegs for my party.
Person 2: dude, DANAL!
Person 1: OK, can you pick me up from the ER later then when I drop a testicle picking them out of my trunk?
Person 2: dude, DANAL!
Person 1: You’re a real c0ck-sucker…DANAL!
Person 2: dude, DANAL!
Person 1: OK, can you pick me up from the ER later then when I drop a testicle picking them out of my trunk?
Person 2: dude, DANAL!
Person 1: You’re a real c0ck-sucker…DANAL!
by Gunslinga June 16, 2008