The spot in a bed that is slightly damp due to pecker tracks or leakage of spooge.
This spot is conventionally reserved for the female. It is not clear what the protocol is if both (or all) the participants are male.
This spot is conventionally reserved for the female. It is not clear what the protocol is if both (or all) the participants are male.
Haley was sleeping on my damp patch. I was sleeping on Todd's damp patch. Everyone was sleeping on Brad's damp patch - boy! was he juicy that night.
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003
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by tmh3 July 23, 2009
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Girl One - Omg Becky WTF why do have to be such a damp sponge!!! Girl Two (Becky) - I’m not a DAMP SPONGE!!!!! I wanna cry now
by Damp Sponge User #17 November 15, 2017
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When you have an awful case of "swamp ass" and suddenly have the urge to take a dump. Right before you drop trow, you let a couple of farts out into the air. These farts are wet and disastrously foul in odor and have permeated from deep in the bowels. More often than not, they will cause anyone in the vicinity, sometimes even the guilty party to vomit due to the sheer and utter nauseating, horrid and atrocious stench that has emanated from a overly moist, raw and chafed ass.
1. After going out for a run on a hot day, i felt nature calling, but before I could get to the john, I served up some damp pork.
2. As bad as my rash had gotten from the awful case of swamp ass I was experiencing, I had the sudden urge to take a dump, but not before I expelled some damp pork.
3. Oh dear god, you're a sweaty disgrace and that damp pork expelling from your messy ass is making me sick, take a dump already!
2. As bad as my rash had gotten from the awful case of swamp ass I was experiencing, I had the sudden urge to take a dump, but not before I expelled some damp pork.
3. Oh dear god, you're a sweaty disgrace and that damp pork expelling from your messy ass is making me sick, take a dump already!
by Max Nova July 04, 2009
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I got me hole off that damp yoke in finglas last night
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Cmon we go spinning and try and get a few damp yokes
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Cmon we go spinning and try and get a few damp yokes
by Midger November 24, 2007
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by Will February 07, 2004
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“Rising damp” is slang for a female trying to enter a broken hearted mans life after his wife dies, by slowly and painfully making him feel better about himself.
Janice pulled a “rising damp” on Bobby Bacala after his wife died, by bringing him food every night and giving him sexual favors.
by Brewhaha343 February 25, 2018
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