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A handsome guy (or girl) with the balls of a dying rhino finger fucking himself. All has a leftward sloping penis
Guy 1: Can i take a shit on your chest?
Guy 2: Damn you must be a Daliso.
by likemehhh December 21, 2013
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Jul 7 Word of the Day
When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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