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to be a person who always gets himself tangled in complicated situations, and then has no idea how to get out, but luckily finds a way.
you get caught with your pants down and say......shes a doctor!
then get away with it.
You just pulled a Daley.
then get away with it.
You just pulled a Daley.
by Big fan!! June 02, 2003
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
1)To be a person who always gets him/her-self tangled in complicated situations, and then has no idea how to get out, but luckily finds a way.
2)One who can take any comment or situation straight to the gutter; one who is gutter-minded
3)The last name of some pretty amazing girls, who are defintely worth the wait.
They are extremely good in bed and will love you if you let them
4) An amazing girl, who is very srtistic, forgiving, friendly, and creative. She is a wonderfully artist, and can draw brilliant pictures. She is also very talented in other fields; such as: Writing, Sports, and Friendship. No Matter what you do to this girl, she will always be there for you. Though, she can play some mean pranks, and can be mistaken for a "fat-chested liar", she is very kind hearted, and almost never lets you down. She is extremely humorous, and, if befriended, will create much esoterica.
2)One who can take any comment or situation straight to the gutter; one who is gutter-minded
3)The last name of some pretty amazing girls, who are defintely worth the wait.
They are extremely good in bed and will love you if you let them
4) An amazing girl, who is very srtistic, forgiving, friendly, and creative. She is a wonderfully artist, and can draw brilliant pictures. She is also very talented in other fields; such as: Writing, Sports, and Friendship. No Matter what you do to this girl, she will always be there for you. Though, she can play some mean pranks, and can be mistaken for a "fat-chested liar", she is very kind hearted, and almost never lets you down. She is extremely humorous, and, if befriended, will create much esoterica.
1) You get caught with your pants down and say......shes a doctor!
then get away with it.
You just pulled a Daley.
2)Dude how could you possibly take that conversation to the gutter? You straight up pulled a daley on that one.
3)Dude, I'm so stoked i think this girl is daley.
4) This Daley kid is sure amazing.
then get away with it.
You just pulled a Daley.
2)Dude how could you possibly take that conversation to the gutter? You straight up pulled a daley on that one.
3)Dude, I'm so stoked i think this girl is daley.
4) This Daley kid is sure amazing.
by UberEpicAwesomeSauce December 23, 2008
3
Pronounced "dailies" but always spelt with the word Dale at the front due to its origin in the town of Rochdale UK.
A Daley is a resident of aforementioned town who has risen high enough through the complex and enigmatic social structure of the town to gain admittance to Spotland Stadium.
Those who have obtained this privilege account for 0.1% of the towns population and are considered the elite of the town.
Daleys contribute to the majority of all social function within the town, they have the power to make or break the towns local council, they can take control of any piece of land at will and have infiltrated all political structures of town, they also do a great service to the township and are the first port of call when difficulties arise.
All Daleys carry the secondary title of "The Pie King's" for they have cultivated Britain's greatest pie from within their Spotland fortress, it is exceedingly good.
The Daleys have fallen on hard times economically, yet their sporting investments are beginning to flourish much to the envy of their next door rivals, the Buckets of Gigg lane, since their glory days ended some time before the last ice age, the Buckets have held a grudge against the Daleys and their incredible success story for may years now.
The King Keith is a notable Daley, his guile and cunning has been the bane of many a Bucket, King Keith has been hailed as the best Daley King for many a decade.
A Daley is a resident of aforementioned town who has risen high enough through the complex and enigmatic social structure of the town to gain admittance to Spotland Stadium.
Those who have obtained this privilege account for 0.1% of the towns population and are considered the elite of the town.
Daleys contribute to the majority of all social function within the town, they have the power to make or break the towns local council, they can take control of any piece of land at will and have infiltrated all political structures of town, they also do a great service to the township and are the first port of call when difficulties arise.
All Daleys carry the secondary title of "The Pie King's" for they have cultivated Britain's greatest pie from within their Spotland fortress, it is exceedingly good.
The Daleys have fallen on hard times economically, yet their sporting investments are beginning to flourish much to the envy of their next door rivals, the Buckets of Gigg lane, since their glory days ended some time before the last ice age, the Buckets have held a grudge against the Daleys and their incredible success story for may years now.
The King Keith is a notable Daley, his guile and cunning has been the bane of many a Bucket, King Keith has been hailed as the best Daley King for many a decade.
Bucket 1 : I was attacked by a geet band of rabbit Daleys yesterday as I strode through Heywood
Bucket 2 : Oh no my lad, if you was being bish bash beaten by a Daley, you would be floating up to the geet Gigg in the sky young fella me lad.
Bucket 1 : So who did beat me yon Saturday?
Bucket 2 : Would be the local Hey-woodsmen, I they did bite you, you must drink bleach to avoid mushroom growth on your nose and fingers.
Bucket 2 : Oh no my lad, if you was being bish bash beaten by a Daley, you would be floating up to the geet Gigg in the sky young fella me lad.
Bucket 1 : So who did beat me yon Saturday?
Bucket 2 : Would be the local Hey-woodsmen, I they did bite you, you must drink bleach to avoid mushroom growth on your nose and fingers.
by ThePhantomPuppeteer November 21, 2009
4
Dude how could you possibly take that conversation to the gutter? You straight up pulled a daley on that one.
by tkillian January 08, 2008
5
last name of some pretty amazing girls, who are defintely worth the wait.
they are extremely good in bed and will love you if you let them
they are extremely good in bed and will love you if you let them
by briannajhkgfuyctukcgh,c February 21, 2008
6
1. Chicago dictator 2. Leader of organized crime and government sponsored terrorism 3. liar 4. Misplaced trust
by United States Gen. A. V. Ation (Dec.) April 08, 2003