An expression, usually insinuating that someone is retarded. Sometimes accompanied by trying to bite your own ear, or smacking your hand across your chest.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

from russian 'yes', used with the well-known "retard entonation", means "yes, what else?" meaning the answer is so obvious that any retard would know… and all the retards speak russian, it implies…
So, it's really a kind of insult to the russians coming back from… daaah! what else? the Cold War days, when they were the Evil Ones.
(At least that's what I… grasped, if you will, the first time I've heard it… but not being english my mother-tongue, I'm probrably wrong)

Romanian/Russian word meaning 'yes'.

A term used to express anger or frustration. Usually followed by something/someone who is annoying to heighten the maximum effect.

Situation 1: A word used to veer off of a subject or a response to a question or statement that you don't know how to respond to.

Situation 2: This word could be used to retaliate from a verbal attack in a friendly and joking way.

This was first used as an inside joke when one friends status was in German and the other friend commented "Dah" because he didn't understand the status as a joke. Then, for every other comment he didn't know how to respond to he said "Dah"