its a n acronym that means "Do a Google Search"

Stands for Dumb Ass Girl. Girls are DAGs when they do stuff like act like they smoke and then don't even inhale or other dumb ass stuff like say the Awesome Vipers are small dicked pussy bitches. Girls are especially likely to be DAGs if they are assigned to sit next to me in pre-calculus and their first name is Christina.

mike dags is undefined. he wanders through life without a purpose, without people who genuinely like him, and without any talent in any area whatsoever, gay, creepy techie who likes to take pics of girls asses and then claim not to have done it, who talks to tim for maore than 10 seconds, doesnt shower, wears orange, looks like a xmas tree

A really good guitar player who contorts their face while they play.

Sheep fur with poop on it. commonly used to insult people

Chewing Tobacco

To take a dip of chew.

A dag is very similar to a dog but is in fact no where near a dog. He looks like a dog and is kept a pet like a dog, but he is way cooler. He's really smart and obedient. He likes to lick and play but only when you want to because he knows when you are busy and doesn't want to annoy you. He likes to chew on ropes that you get for him even though the rope gets destroyed and it makes a mess all over but you get them for him anyway because he's a dag. He likes to cuddle and he's really warm. No matter how many times you beat him or yell at him (even if it's just to relieve stress) he will apologize by licking because he loves you and all he ever wants it to be loved too.