Urban Dictionary: daft

Dude did you see Andrew the other day? He was being so daft I'm surprised Johnnie didn't slam his ass right there in the alley.

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A dumb ass fat thing

Do you see that daft over there ? He’s coming closer

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Someone who is always wrong. Usually named Matthew. Opposite of a James.

Matthew is incredibly daft.

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Americans are DAFT firstly voting for Trump and also using words like tenderfoot as well as changing proper spelling in the English language for instance ‘neighbour’ has changed to ‘neighbor’ in America. That is DAFT.

Americans are truly DAFT

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When someone is saying something that doesn't make sense or doesn't add up.

Hey I heard turtles are human and they talk in real life

"OMG that's daft why would you believe that

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