Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

An acronym for the phrase "Do a Fucking Search".
For use when someone is wasting other people's time by asking questions about something that could be answered easily somewhere else (esp. a search engine of some sort).

An acronym for DRUNK AS FUCK.

Dramatic American Female

An American Female who talks with too many expressions or in dramatic voice or both

'Dapper as Fuck'. (Denotes the highest level of class one could achieve.)