May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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An acronym for the phrase "Do a Fucking Search".
For use when someone is wasting other people's time by asking questions about something that could be answered easily somewhere else (esp. a search engine of some sort).
For use when someone is wasting other people's time by asking questions about something that could be answered easily somewhere else (esp. a search engine of some sort).
"Dude, DAFS and stop wasting our time"
"Before you come to this message board asking stupid questions, man, DAFS."
"Before you come to this message board asking stupid questions, man, DAFS."
by K Hizzle December 29, 2004
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An acronym for DRUNK AS FUCK.
Geoff: Hands up! Who wants to get D.A.F. tonight?
Mark: Dude... I was D.A.F. last night! What happened?
Mark: Dude... I was D.A.F. last night! What happened?
by gwhatley April 24, 2009
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Dramatic American Female
An American Female who talks with too many expressions or in dramatic voice or both
An American Female who talks with too many expressions or in dramatic voice or both
by yrun March 15, 2019