the act of transcending from a young man to an wise old sage, by hooking up with a partner 12 years or more younger. From that moment on, he will exclusively wear cargo pants, tommy Bahama shirts and spend his money on an entry level Porsche.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.