the ultimate parent

Your grandmother of your paternal side.

"your mom is your dad's mom" is a satirical reference to jokes beginning with "your mom is..."

it came from boredom while walking around target.

if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.

Moms Dad rhymes with hoes mad, so we all should say it instead of moms dad.

Let's bring our families into it.

Them most destructive insult of all time 1000 times worse the your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grandpap a tarp put together it would end all living relatives at the time.

FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.