Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes
by Sansblague December 13, 2018
The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to put out on a regular basis; which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.
Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Everybody: Oh shit. Dad joke just made his entrance. I'm outtie. Fuck this shit. Nope. Peace out!
by Ezra69 October 01, 2020
Human Being Number One: Wanna hear a dad joke?
Human Being Number Two: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES TELL ME THE JOKE RIGHT NOW
by SMILE4EVR December 16, 2020
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.
These dad jokes are very unfunny.
I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
by MalumLibrum958 September 02, 2022
The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to cut on a regular basis; all of which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.
Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...
by Ezra69 October 01, 2020
Used by Hugh Mungus
by See me standing here October 12, 2018