Situation: You've just had a hair cut.
Dad Joke: What happened to you son? Had a run-in with a lawn mower?!
Dad Joke: What happened to you son? Had a run-in with a lawn mower?!
by Bunny January 20, 2004
A Dad Joke is when your dad makes extremely corny jokes that are not funny to you, but your friends seem to find them amusing and quite funny.
Can sometimes be embarrassing and most of the time laughed at by the dad himself.
*RARELY are they funny to you*
Can sometimes be embarrassing and most of the time laughed at by the dad himself.
*RARELY are they funny to you*
Brad: "It's okay guys, you don't have to laugh at his jokes, i know they're bad.."
Tom: "Na your dads Dad Jokes are fucking hilarious!"
Brad: ?????????????
Tom: "Na your dads Dad Jokes are fucking hilarious!"
Brad: ?????????????
by Dave Karlisle October 29, 2010
by penisshakes December 21, 2015
by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020
by S_Hurty April 06, 2017
Dad Jokes:
Dad: "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"
Me: "IDC---
Dad: "They are both... *laugh*... PARIS SITES! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!"
Me: Oh gawd...
Dad: "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"
Me: "IDC---
Dad: "They are both... *laugh*... PARIS SITES! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!"
Me: Oh gawd...
by Mishtah Shmee November 03, 2022
A joke (typically a play on words) that is loaded with cheese and is lacking in originality and comedic value. Dad jokes are most often performed by people who have lost their way in the fields of comedy due to years of strenuous fatherhood and laboring in the workforce.
While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.
While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.
'I'm hungry' "Hi hungry, I'm dad!" 'Dope dad joke bro I'm gonna go dig my own grave real quick thanks for that.'
by Ginrephiced E-file May 21, 2020