A complete physical domination that is highly unexpected but leads to some sort of life lesson.
Johnny egged his neighbors house but ended up getting dad dicked by Mr. Anderson
by Pablo Chivato February 01, 2016
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Utter and complete domination, physically or mentally.
LeBron James just Dad Dicked the fuck out Stephon Curry.

See, Game 6, 4th qtr with 4:32 remaining of the 2016 NBA finals .
by AdonisM3 May 23, 2018
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That one time you saw your dads dick when you were a little kid like walking in on him in the bathroom and everybody knows that shit was huge
"Dude when I was a kid I walked in on my parents fucking"
"For real"
"Yeah bro that shit was nasty but damn he had that dad dick"
by IMPULS3HAWK June 26, 2019
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The Eagles really got dad dicked by the Browns this week.
Dad Dicking; A dicking so good it could only be administered by a father.
by mcweaksause November 22, 2020
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That experienced penis that can only be obtained through countless sessions of the same old with his wife. Ex: I fucked that girl so hard last night I gave her that dad dick.
Hey baby you want that same douche dick or you want to try out that dad dick tonight!!!!
by daddicj October 12, 2013
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1) only after years of intense training amd experience a man has mastered the art of sex.
2) going through 2nd puberty, a man's penis has gained more girth.

Accomplishing both, not just one, will give a man the status of having a "dad dick."
"Girl, the guy who took me home had some dad dick on him."
by MrClydesdale March 28, 2018
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Upon witnessing a live vaginal birth of your first child and seeing the mangled mess that is the vagina you’re married to your brain triggers a rush of blood to your dick instantly increasing the size and girth up to 200%. In other words, C-sections have been effectively shrinking Dad Dicks since the late 80s early 90s.
Look at that dudes fat hog. He must be a father.

Dad dicks are just bigger. It’s science
by Commander Shiftain August 28, 2019
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