by Pablo Chivato February 01, 2016
LeBron James just Dad Dicked the fuck out Stephon Curry.
See, Game 6, 4th qtr with 4:32 remaining of the 2016 NBA finals .
See, Game 6, 4th qtr with 4:32 remaining of the 2016 NBA finals .
by AdonisM3 May 23, 2018
That one time you saw your dads dick when you were a little kid like walking in on him in the bathroom and everybody knows that shit was huge
"Dude when I was a kid I walked in on my parents fucking"
"For real"
"Yeah bro that shit was nasty but damn he had that dad dick"
"For real"
"Yeah bro that shit was nasty but damn he had that dad dick"
by IMPULS3HAWK June 26, 2019
by mcweaksause November 22, 2020
That experienced penis that can only be obtained through countless sessions of the same old with his wife. Ex: I fucked that girl so hard last night I gave her that dad dick.
by daddicj October 12, 2013
1) only after years of intense training amd experience a man has mastered the art of sex.
2) going through 2nd puberty, a man's penis has gained more girth.
Accomplishing both, not just one, will give a man the status of having a "dad dick."
2) going through 2nd puberty, a man's penis has gained more girth.
Accomplishing both, not just one, will give a man the status of having a "dad dick."
by MrClydesdale March 28, 2018
Upon witnessing a live vaginal birth of your first child and seeing the mangled mess that is the vagina you’re married to your brain triggers a rush of blood to your dick instantly increasing the size and girth up to 200%. In other words, C-sections have been effectively shrinking Dad Dicks since the late 80s early 90s.
by Commander Shiftain August 28, 2019