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Constantly forgetting things, mainly due to the consumption of marijuana concentrate AKA DAB's.
He must have dabmentia, because after he smokes he always forgets what he was trying to do.
by Slepnir April 27, 2017
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
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A: a person that has taken too many dabs an can no longer recollect or problem solve.

B: a victim of smoking to much oil to function.

C: Unable to comprehend simple reality.
Andy seems to look past the simple tools he needs to complete his task. He becomes unable to function. He must have dabmentia.

Andy took numerous dabs and was diagnosed with dabmentia.

Andy
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