That female 5’11” and i’m tryna have d1 babies with her

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Boy: See Amy over there? She's never missed a basket
Boy 2: Are you sure bro?
Boy: We could have the best d1 baby together dude!
Boy 2: I dont know man. D1 babies are like, the superior to all babies, can you commit?

“Man, she’s in every sport and wins every time.”
“Bro, she must be a D1 baby”