A Bluetooth hands-free headset. Mainly applies when the user is in a public place having a conversation on the phone loud enough for people ten feet away to hear and that said people ten feet away do not wish to hear.
Person 1: Is that dude talking to himself?
Person 2: Nah, he's got his d-bag tag in his ear.
Douchebag with a d-bag tag on: So I told him I wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the bastard went out golfing instead...
Cashier: (thinking) Man I wish this bastard would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the hell out of my line.
Person 2: Nah, he's got his d-bag tag in his ear.
Douchebag with a d-bag tag on: So I told him I wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the bastard went out golfing instead...
Cashier: (thinking) Man I wish this bastard would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the hell out of my line.
by jepleure August 30, 2010
A international group of high school moochers who control all the moneyflow of high schools around the world. Often times considered a very dangerous and serious group of people, who get what they want.....no matter what. Also, they are the inventors of the curb stomp.
by International Lesbian Actor, George Clinton September 17, 2006
by nickisgod4lyfe April 27, 2004
When a so-called "swagged out" person thinks there hot shizz and starts acting like a comeplete c-sucking muff-muncher
Tara:"OMG!! John is such a swagged out D-bag it pisses me off!!!"
Laura:"Like TOTALY!! But hes soo swagged out !!!"
Tara:"I KNOW RITE hes got D-bag swag"
Laura:"Its sorta sexy tho ^_-"
Laura:"Like TOTALY!! But hes soo swagged out !!!"
Tara:"I KNOW RITE hes got D-bag swag"
Laura:"Its sorta sexy tho ^_-"
by -[M]- July 14, 2011
a name describing the act of when the cutest Boston terrier that ever lived comes up while your laying and drags his body spread out across your chest up your body and tries to drag his dog penis and balls across your face....Cause he LOVES YOU. :)
"I was laying on your couch, and your dog came up and drug his dog nuts across my chin and they skitched my lips!!! AAAAHHH!!!
"Thats my D BAG DEXTER. Good boy, you deserve a treat!
"Thats my D BAG DEXTER. Good boy, you deserve a treat!
by Jaypro January 26, 2011
The name of the leading crew of douche bags that think people are oblivious to fact the know each other.
Re: Team D-ouche Bag
Did you know that she knows that John doe and evaleen met at a beach house party? A bon fire that her lol was at defending her person to Jay's accusations of liable slander.
Did it ever occur to any of you the only reason she is here is to see how far they would take it and it's their obsession that drives them. Not bluffing a fool that's not a fool at all.
Re: Team D-ouche Bag
Did you know that she knows that John doe and evaleen met at a beach house party? A bon fire that her lol was at defending her person to Jay's accusations of liable slander.
Did it ever occur to any of you the only reason she is here is to see how far they would take it and it's their obsession that drives them. Not bluffing a fool that's not a fool at all.
Did you know that The daughter of the sleandered and her saw evaleen on her moms computer at the dictonary site, with a steel in his hands and she logged it back to the dates in question and has a record log of the posts from her personal pc?
Did you know that she met Joshia Satrawberry in 02' at Joenixdelogs house when his cousin had alexia caverling that party weddie money jacobs and mikey harley were at.
Did you know you were hopped up on so many drugs that they don't have the memory capacity it takes to have listened to all the shit Jay Dee's nuts spoke UD at a square table descussion ot trods house in 04', while she sat their listening to it and wanted to gouge her left eye out with a spork while they were all doing it. The D-ouche bag crew thinks their better than the rest and it's so sad. To hack some ones computer and sit all day waiting to be inside a person system is a mental issue of obsession that they need to look at carefully before making assumptions about another persons life. The epic fail is knowing that stooping that low to prove a wrong point is worth more to his own worth that the situation that was created by accident by two people that didn't really know what to do with the feelings they had at the time and were not being very good friends to one another.
Not part of team D-ouche bag for the cares about what happens in the midst of the fog before the storm Mr. tsunami.
Did you know that she met Joshia Satrawberry in 02' at Joenixdelogs house when his cousin had alexia caverling that party weddie money jacobs and mikey harley were at.
Did you know you were hopped up on so many drugs that they don't have the memory capacity it takes to have listened to all the shit Jay Dee's nuts spoke UD at a square table descussion ot trods house in 04', while she sat their listening to it and wanted to gouge her left eye out with a spork while they were all doing it. The D-ouche bag crew thinks their better than the rest and it's so sad. To hack some ones computer and sit all day waiting to be inside a person system is a mental issue of obsession that they need to look at carefully before making assumptions about another persons life. The epic fail is knowing that stooping that low to prove a wrong point is worth more to his own worth that the situation that was created by accident by two people that didn't really know what to do with the feelings they had at the time and were not being very good friends to one another.
Not part of team D-ouche bag for the cares about what happens in the midst of the fog before the storm Mr. tsunami.
by RilerTy'sF.L.Slap May 16, 2010
the douche-like version of the word douchebag.
the only people that use this word are douchebags themselves.
the only people that use this word are douchebags themselves.
by rainbowlicker August 20, 2009