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short for douche bag, someone who is socially disfunctional in some way. generally an ass hole, some one who does something shady and low to someone else
by robone December 27, 2005
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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abbreviation for "douchebag" used when someone is such a douchebag they simple aren't worth the time it takes you to say "ouche".
"You're brother stole my last blunt and passed it while I was takin a shit. Then he fucked my girl."
"What a fuckin d-bag!"
"What a fuckin d-bag!"
by Trunk December 04, 2007
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A general term that stems from a shortening of douschebag or douchebag; can be used in many ways:
A)Can sometimes be used as a playful insult among friends, especially if one of them has done something stupid or absentminded;
B)Can be used as a semi-serious insult, as when person A has actually been offended by a comment or action done by person B, but person A does not wish to get into fight; he merely wants to express his annoyance;
C)a common nickname for people in the 2006 class at Cincinnati Country Day School; synonyms in this situation are douschebag, douchebag, douchefuck, chickenshit, and dumbass.
A)Can sometimes be used as a playful insult among friends, especially if one of them has done something stupid or absentminded;
B)Can be used as a semi-serious insult, as when person A has actually been offended by a comment or action done by person B, but person A does not wish to get into fight; he merely wants to express his annoyance;
C)a common nickname for people in the 2006 class at Cincinnati Country Day School; synonyms in this situation are douschebag, douchebag, douchefuck, chickenshit, and dumbass.
A) Guy 1: Dude, I stayed up all night writing this King Lear paper for my english teacher
Guy 2: Haha, you dbag, you're gonna fuck up on your Physics test now.
Guy 1: Shit! I completely forgot about it!
B) Guy 1: You dbag, why did you ditch me at the movies last friday?
Guy 2: I'm sorry man, I got the munchies.
C) TJ: I called Dbag last night; he said he's up for the Halo tourney
Keesh: Which Dbag? Pierce, Lang, Odin, Johnny Gill, or Tim?
Guy 2: Haha, you dbag, you're gonna fuck up on your Physics test now.
Guy 1: Shit! I completely forgot about it!
B) Guy 1: You dbag, why did you ditch me at the movies last friday?
Guy 2: I'm sorry man, I got the munchies.
C) TJ: I called Dbag last night; he said he's up for the Halo tourney
Keesh: Which Dbag? Pierce, Lang, Odin, Johnny Gill, or Tim?
by TexanJackass December 10, 2005
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An abbreviation for Deutsche Bank AG, a German bank. The bank does not resent being called this - they actually use it in their official legal documents.
Paul: "Remember that German guy Wolfgang Schneidelberger from college?"
Ted: "Yeah, that guy really thought he was the cat's pajamas. What a Deutsche bag. What is that guy up to nowadays?"
Paul: "I heard he just got a job at Deutsche Bank selling subprime mortgage bonds to poor towns in third-world countries that don't know any better."
Ted: "So he's at DBAG, is he? Why am I not surprised?"
Ted: "Yeah, that guy really thought he was the cat's pajamas. What a Deutsche bag. What is that guy up to nowadays?"
Paul: "I heard he just got a job at Deutsche Bank selling subprime mortgage bonds to poor towns in third-world countries that don't know any better."
Ted: "So he's at DBAG, is he? Why am I not surprised?"
by Nicholas D March 03, 2008
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a bag of dicks. a group of people acting like dicks. a group of individuals composed of tools who behave like they are better than you
by silentwig January 22, 2009