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"Cutting the cheese" is simply the act of slicing various types of cheese, putting them beautifully displayed on a silver tray, adding condiments around the various cheese (the more expensive, the better), then when no one is looking, putting the cheese up to your anal canal and farting on as much as possible.
"The cheese has an exceptional flavor. Our hostess is a specialist at cutting the cheese, and knows how to flavor the white wine too... so it turns yellow and goes with the slices of weird smelling cheese.
by Barbara Blee-Johnny December 14, 2010
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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This is a phrase that was first used in the '80s to refer to someone who farts.
From 'Fresh Prince of Bel-air'
Carlton: The next thing you know, we're all working at Domino's.
Will: You'll fit right in......You're used to cutting the cheese.
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Another way of saying that you farted
When my parents smelled that disgusting stench in the car, it was pretty clear to them that I have been cutting the cheese.
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