the hottest person in the world..

The art of wearing a rubber dogs mask, whilst watching somebody masturbate their way into their birthday.

Chrissy Cuthbert is probably one of the nicest people you will ever meet- however if you annoy him he will probably annoy you back. he has a mint six pack and an even better personality. if you are lucky enough to ever meet him, make sure your knees aren't grinding away at the cartilage cuz he will have you on them in seconds.

A post op "once man" who's meat has been chopped off. So sneaky infact the only way to tell of her once manly gender is to closely inspect her new minge and discover it to be lots of old penis parts badly sewn together.

Cuthbert is a school that is meant for people to learn about Jesus A.K.A bible bashers. Instead of being good they think they are solid and smoke tobacco. Cuthbert also has the tallest motherfuckers ever, So if you see a cuthbert kid that is tall then they are known as lanky smokers, if there small they are called micro smokers

Sexy and perfect and amazing with a voice like melted amazingness

Play-by-play sports commentator for CBC from 1984-2005. Often called the action for NHL and CFL games. NO RELATION to Elisha Cuthbert by any stretch of the imagination. Often known for his extremely lame dorky comments on the air (which may explain why CBC fired him...either that or because of the 2004/2005 NHL lock out).

Cuthbert now works for TSN where he still entertains fans with his lame annoying comments during NHL and CFL games. He's a bit biased for a play-by-play guy (especially when the Toronto Maple Leafs are playing) but he is still a respectable broadcaster with years of experience.