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A unique and relevant copypasta that is written on the fly in response to a statement from another person in a chat or in a forum thread.
A custompasta is most effective when posted quickly in response to a innocent statement or question.
A custompasta is most effective when posted quickly in response to a innocent statement or question.
Person A: You play Counter-Strike: Classic Offensive yet?
Person B (custompasta): Nope, you think I have time for that? I'm trying to get a degree. I'm not just fucking around like you. I have to WIN a career. I'm never going to have a family because I'm a permavirgin. The only way I can ever get anyone to care about me is to become rich and pay some hooker to come back with me and pretend to be my girlfriend for maybe one day. And that's before even she gets bored and just leaves me like every other woman in my life. So no Person A, I've got better things to do.
Person B (custompasta): Nope, you think I have time for that? I'm trying to get a degree. I'm not just fucking around like you. I have to WIN a career. I'm never going to have a family because I'm a permavirgin. The only way I can ever get anyone to care about me is to become rich and pay some hooker to come back with me and pretend to be my girlfriend for maybe one day. And that's before even she gets bored and just leaves me like every other woman in my life. So no Person A, I've got better things to do.
by Raedwald January 09, 2017
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007