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A rediculous exclamation used by people who don't know the difference between the word custard (a delicious pudding-like treat) and cluster (a gathering or mass).
Megan: There was a custardfuck of scene kids downtown last friday.
Morgan: Custardfuck? Megan, you are one beautiful but silly gosling.
Morgan: Custardfuck? Megan, you are one beautiful but silly gosling.
by Morgan and Megan June 23, 2007
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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1.A custard fuck is when a man or women rubs custard all over the other sex partner and starts fucking them. The heat from the bodies cause the custard to turn into milk.
Custard Types
1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Swirl
Custard Types
1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Swirl
by D-Money and Casey April 02, 2005