Urban Dictionary: custard

A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.

Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody wordmayonnaise/word. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)

by Bundle Of Sticks April 06, 2004

Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.

That doorman is a right fucking custard!!

by cuntuk December 27, 2006

I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.

by Kaim February 13, 2008

"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"

by Mather September 13, 2003

That George Dubya is a right piece of custard.

by god February 14, 2003

When you dont know what to say

Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard

by oooooooh October 30, 2011

"I'd like a medium vanilla custard on a cone with chocolate jimmies."

by idontknow12345 September 21, 2005