A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.

A portmanteau of customer and retard.

When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face

Coined in Vancouver WA, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. It is also an alternative to the weak term "skullet." The only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are Reggie Bannister, of the Phantasm films, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Calling them a custard is a compliment.

Seminal male ejaculate