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n. an orgasmicly amazing tasting biscuit
gimme a custard cream damnit!
by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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The most infamous of party pranks. A custard cream is where you and a group of friends pin down another party goer and insert a custard cream biscuit into their rectum. Often followed by duck taping over the cavity to make sure it is secure.
Did you hear about John?
Yeah apparently he got custard creamed last night
by J_Hop January 21, 2016
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When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.
I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.
by Gashstreetkids May 31, 2020
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Pejerotive term for a white homosexual who has unprotected anal sex. Originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of Workington in the UK.
That guy's definitely gay. I bet his arse looks like a custard cream.
by Ted Holliday September 02, 2013
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During sex, when the man lays on top of the girl, the girl sprays milk onto the man's chest. The man lets it drip onto the girl and stirs it with his penis, sometimes masturbating into it, until he has a thick mixture on the girl's tits.
She needed a shower after Andrew gave her a custard cream.
by Harry Toba February 05, 2014
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