a condition when the lips of a vagina or labia are so large and loose, that they look as if a performer has just closed the velevet curtains on a classical performance stage after doing a "curtain call."

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.