tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.