When you eat aloo gobi in Delhi
and you feel the Ganges in your belly,

Curryrhea! clap clap clap Curryrhea!

It's the day after Diwali,
And your colon's cursed by Kali

Curryrhea! clap clap clap Curryrhea!

When your Auntie used bad mutter,
And your kurta drips ass butter

Curryrhea! clap clap clap Curryrhea!

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"