Currys pc lies, buy something on click and collect and a 99.9% chance it will fail and you will have to wait 5 days to get your money back from your bank.

an urban term for that first love you can't get rid of.

your first girlfriend or boyfriend that made you the happiest.
and no matter how long ago it was or how it ended or who came afterwards— you just never stop loving them.
it sucks... lol.

An indian dog fucker that st0mps on his curry in a manner resulting fr0m being betrayed by another dog

A really annoying breed of male that has fun while torturing his girlfriend with numerous 'jokes'. he enjoys bullying his girlfriend and harassing her until she is in tears and can't stand any more. He probably should buy his girlfriend chick-fil-a and flowers and dr pepper to make up for all the hours of torture she has endured listening to him talk, but he won't because he's taking a corona-cation. If you ever encounter an evan curry in the wild, it is best to stop, drop, and roll, away from him. If that doesn't work you should at all costs result using your fight or flight instincts and defend yourself. Evan curry's tend to be brutal and harass you with negative jokes and remarks. They have a rare disease which includes thinking they are funny when in fact, they are just mean. When going into an evan curry populated area, you should always take a weapon because they are violent. Also, evan currys tend to run around in their towels during dance practice to embarrass their girlfriends. They do not understand that it is not funny, and that their girlfriends are bullied for it.

In conclusion do not date an evan curry.

A really annoying breed of male that has fun while torturing his girlfriend with numerous 'jokes'. he enjoys bullying his girlfriend and harassing her until she is in tears and can't stand any more. He probably should buy his girlfriend chick-fil-a and flowers and dr pepper to make up for all the hours of torture she has endured listening to him talk, but he won't because he's taking a corona-cation. If you ever encounter an evan curry in the wild, it is best to stop, drop, and roll, away from him. If that doesn't work you should at all costs result using your fight or flight instincts and defend yourself. Evan curry's tend to be brutal and harass you with negative jokes and remarks. They have a rare disease which includes thinking they are funny when in fact, they are just mean. When going into an evan curry populated area, you should always take a weapon because they are violent. Also, evan currys tend to run around in their towels during dance practice to embarrass their girlfriends. They do not understand that it is not funny, and that their girlfriends are bullied for it.

In conclusion do not date an evan curry.

A really annoying breed of male that has fun while torturing his girlfriend with numerous 'jokes'. he enjoys bullying his girlfriend and harassing her until she is in tears and can't stand any more. He probably should buy his girlfriend chick-fil-a and flowers and dr pepper to make up for all the hours of torture she has endured listening to him talk, but he won't because he's taking a corona-cation. If you ever encounter an evan curry in the wild, it is best to stop, drop, and roll, away from him. If that doesn't work you should at all costs result using your fight or flight instincts and defend yourself. Evan curry's tend to be brutal and harass you with negative jokes and remarks. They have a rare disease which includes thinking they are funny when in fact, they are just mean. When going into an evan curry populated area, you should always take a weapon because they are violent. Also, evan currys tend to run around in their towels during dance practice to embarrass their girlfriends. They do not understand that it is not funny, and that their girlfriends are bullied for it.

In conclusion do not date an evan curry.

The final product of someone giving you a blowjob in a barn, you finishing in their mouth, and then them rudely spitting it on the floor where it mixes with dirt, hay, sawdust, and animal hair/droppings.