May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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1. Someone who is thoroughly convinced that he/she is a man (or pirate) or possesses male-like qualities, often to his/her mockery.
2. Someone who insults women on a daily basis.
3. "A fucking stud, usually brown haired and brown eyed. Wears argyle sweaters and never does anything wrong."
4. ^ A liar
2. Someone who insults women on a daily basis.
3. "A fucking stud, usually brown haired and brown eyed. Wears argyle sweaters and never does anything wrong."
4. ^ A liar
"My testosterone levels are so high. I LOVE POWER TOOLS. I'M A PIRATE."
"Don't fool yourself, you're no Curl!"
"Don't fool yourself, you're no Curl!"
by l o l im drowning May 09, 2010
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In a pompous manner, either refuting what many think is common knowledge or stating an obscure fact that no one else would know to prove your point.
When someone says the Emancipation Proclomation freed the slaves, you respond with The Emancipation Proclomation did not free the slaves, the Union Army did. How does a peice of paper free anybody? (said pompously)
You have now curled this person.
You have now curled this person.
by FESmitty October 20, 2009