when your penis sticks out of the hole in your boxers

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

someone who is unsure of their sexual identity/person who may be gay or straight but isnt sure

One of my favorite books! Momma used to read it to me, now I read it to little Forrest. I miss Momma.

a childrens book about a curious monkey and a guy with a big yellow hat

A monkey kidnapped by the bastard in the yellow hat.

When you blow helium into a girl's vagina, and then suck it out and talk funny to her. You then go to the beach and throw poop at each other while sitting on a beach towel.