when your penis sticks out of the hole in your boxers

One of my favorite books! Momma used to read it to me, now I read it to little Forrest. I miss Momma.

someone who is unsure of their sexual identity/person who may be gay or straight but isnt sure

a childrens book about a curious monkey and a guy with a big yellow hat

A monkey kidnapped by the bastard in the yellow hat.

when one gets there dick farted on

a retarded, deaf german teacher who prays rosaries with "disapearing" fetuses in the beads