May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Curie is a very cheerful and outgoing person. She is someone that hates when people make bad jokes about her and fights back for herself and her close ones as well. Don’t mess with her! She is short but talks especially loud and that might be why she able to make friends easily.
by theshortone November 06, 2020