The act of cuddling with a fat chick.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

"The great melting pot of sex"

Mixing and inserting semen from condoms of past lovers into the vagina with the intent to impregnate oneself without knowledge of who the father will be

When a girl is on the verge of having cottage cheese thighs. This condition typically develops in the early 20's due to college drinking and a lack of exercice because she has "always been skinny."

The act of manually stimulating a man so rapidly that he ejaculates while still flaccid. The stimulator then backhands the receiver, leaving a mustache of semen—“Curdled!”