May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
Cupid is the little angel in wings that makes people fall in love but then always screws them over in the end.
Cupid made me fall in love then made him take my car my house and my money, thanks cupid you can go suck a dick.
by falconSX April 09, 2003
3
The stupid little cherub that graces Valentine cards and shoots people with his arrows of love that leave hearts bleeding in the end.
by Destinee Carols April 15, 2007
4
When Jane met Bobby and asked him that really awkward question, he thought she was being cupid.
A cupid statement would be something like the capital of Pennsylvania is capital P.
A cupid statement would be something like the capital of Pennsylvania is capital P.
by RichmondGirl09 January 25, 2009
5
(Verb) The act of imitating the Roman god, who goes by the same name, and making people fall for someone, be it by shooting arrows or skill for getting people together.
Let's cupid them together tonight.
I betcha by the end of the day I can Cupid John with Mary.
Did'ya cupid her ass with him.
I betcha by the end of the day I can Cupid John with Mary.
Did'ya cupid her ass with him.
by Junior314 December 20, 2016
6
- man across the street
"YO YOU GOT ANY CUPIDS?"
- my friend
"Uhh what?"
- man across the street
"CUPIDS"
"YO YOU GOT ANY CUPIDS?"
- my friend
"Uhh what?"
- man across the street
"CUPIDS"
by Krishna Epitaph August 29, 2010