The act of cupping a pungent fart in the palm of your hand. Then presenting it to the nearest persons face and opening your hand, so the fart is released directly under the targets nose.
Other variations include farting in a buscuit tin and quickly shutting the lid. Leaving a viscous mantrap for the next buscuit nibbler.

An Information Technology (IT) term synonymous with "fubar", "blown up", "crashed", "shat itself", "bombed out", etc, referring to the failure of an IT hardware or software component. Generally used as a polite and non-alarming way of informing the customer that the system is, in fact, hosed.

Due the negative nature of most IT disasters and the associated negative terminology thereof, many customers may like their minds put at ease through the use of "nicer" terminology.

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A couple displaying and engaging in copious amounts of affection to the general chagrin of all in proximity. Up to and including, but not limited to: sensual touching, heavy petting, whispering and laughing, eskimo kissing, lip pecking, questionable rubbing, and general activities which no respectable couple should do in public. Also can describe a couple doing all of the following said actions while in a large group of friends, completely disengaged and unaware of the social gathering occurring around them.

Flirting or being flirtatious.

a person that you would wanna get at

the whores of the muffin world

What EDP445 calls a 13 year old girl when he gets caught trying to meet her