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Man, my teacher said I couldn't take my midterm because I was two minutes late. What a cuntwich!
by dubC&Bdizzle October 28, 2004
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Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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2 women completely unaware of their surroundings, usually with filth at their feet or just in the way
There was a cuntwich in front of the door and they wouldn't let me by.
by Dry-Valk September 06, 2019
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