An extremely skanktastic individual who engages into sexual activities with whomever is closest, as long as they are in some way physically appealing or not. Usually has 1 to 5 STD's and has either been knocked up or has knocked someone up at least 12 times. Would fuck anywhere at anytime and is usually high/drunk in the process, which equals sloppy gross sex. Not appealing.
penishead: omfg i had some great sex last night with like suzy, and julia and hoe.. i mean jocey and barbara and ashley and ashley and another ashley and sophie and.... *continues to list 1561315643554123156415132 girls he fucked in one night*
friend: wow, you are such a cuntwhore!
friend: wow, you are such a cuntwhore!
by summerisamazing =] April 02, 2009
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
That slut is such a fucking cunt whore- she took two large cocks and still had to flick her clit till she shot her juice all over.
by Andy Rowe June 04, 2005
by Glowing FUPA February 04, 2016
by Glowing FUPA February 04, 2016
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
