noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.
That cuntwaffle just backed into me.
by EmilyBinx July 10, 2014
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A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.
Andrew is such a cuntwaffle
by Turtle dick June 29, 2017
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The state of being such a cunt, that you are a waffle too.
Shannon is a cuntwaffle!
by Josh August 17, 2003
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someone who is such a cunt, their a whole cuntwaffle. (a cuntwaffle don't need to be a boy)
Man, my teacher is such a cuntwaffle.
by ShandaAwesome April 06, 2017
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Often heard emanating from the mouths of conspiracy theorists APD.
What a load of cuntwaffle APD.
by pizzaAPD November 23, 2016
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A breakfast taco with a waffle shell filled with sausage.
Nothing is more filling than a cuntwaffle.
by utahanarchist September 30, 2014
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A wide range of meanings, not always bad, just a name for someone and you choose the meaning behind it. My cousin made this word up, and it took the world by storm.
"Keith put my shoe down you stupid cuntwaffle!"
by RazrBladeKitty April 29, 2005
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